The way Elon says things so matter of factly is comedy gold.
Elon: damnit! Joes onto us!
Elon was getting mighty nervous at the tic tac question. 🤔
Stoned ape and Martian lunatic back at it
Joe "Which is kind of amazing crocodiles are still here." Rogan
He should just go there and stay there. He has the means to do it.
I know what Elon is going to do, he's gonna upload his consciousness into a super computer in the future. im calling it!
Elon musk thinks he's an archaeologist 🤣
Elon musk doesn't know about space or he does I can't tell
This guy is a alien from the planet dryknuckle
Id rather keep Identity Authoritarian Communism isolated on this planet
Who are You calling an Alien? There ARE Aliens (space craft for the time being) On Mars. . . . NOW.
Either we are alone or we are not alone. Either one is equally terrifying. (To that effect) - Arthur C. Clark
OK its confirmed, Elon is clearly so full of himself and has been so lucky with his ventures that he really believes he knows everything. Either that or he is fully aware of aliens and has had a nice long talk with the guys in the funny suits. So we are no more ahead in knowledge than before clicking on this clip.
who knew in this timeline tony stark would be hanging with midget Mr.Clean, not all things suck ass in 2021
Obviously, when you colonize Mars, leave a couple fueled up ships there so they can come back, and not rely solely on incoming ships.
Yeh we need to colonize the galaxy
That Marijuana is still working on Elon Musk...
The silly male ego of the Earthlings. They truly believe they are the end all be all on the universe.
Elon Musk must be the most bland, boring person on this planet to listen to speak. He is the only man alive that could make space travel sound tedious.
I love elon musk but I'm not willing to get the fucking Spotify app so I can listen to this
Nice, Lex Fridman shoutout.
Elon is a fucking alien! All he does is deny and try to put us off! LOL! 👽
Elon alien confirmed?
Ain't gonna happen lol
I saw a flying vibrator and colonizing the universe. *CLICK*
so we need to get all the shit that we have on earth to mars in order to survive. leave the scum politicians behind, please.
Uhhh why doesn't he talk more about Thorium?
Whole bunch of things happening in a row..
1:50 'Why did he steer a mars conversation into crocodiles wtf man?'
His eyes going back n fourth scared me
wtf is this cutted parts, where are full episodes ?
Thought it was a dildo for .4 seconds
Where is the entire podcast?
This is really stupid as the Van halen -or whatever it's called is melting ANYTHING! The flat EARthers are coming closer. Mahalo plenty Joe for being here to share!
The thumbnail is where Joe finally realises Musk is completely removed from reality. We've still not eradicated starvation, dehydration, massive death tolls from disease, homelessness, but let's fuck about in space at a huge cost anyway.
Oh he’s definitely an alien and watch I’ll disappear from earths history. I know too much
Holy shit watching this on LSD is wild
So many more hidden meanings the average disconnected person may not realize. They’re talking about crocodiles one minute and Elon is basically like “oh you wanna talk about crocs? Here’s a bunch of facts about them.” I mean the man is a walking encyclopedia. He adapts to no matter what joe asks silly or serious and applies it to his every day life too
I'm not an alien, but my Spidey senses and BS meter went haywire when Elon said there is no evidence of ET life. I guess consistency while speaking to the public is the NEW goal?? "C'mon man!"
dinasours are for kids - eddie bravo
Here comes Dahmer and his "brain chip" he couldn't make a brain cell in a poop. Really bad social media marketer hahaha 😆.inflencers are all the same. D'amelio invented the eagle hairstyle 👌.... its all B.S.
7:42 that hit agent mulder hard
We are living in a dome. This man is a demon. Wake up.
Man went from owning PayPal to trying to colonize Mars, fucking legend.
Yes! He is the future! DO NOT DEPOPULATED THE EARTH alike Gates wants to do it Sterilizing young women instead, Move us to the STARS!!!
5:40 , joe questions elon....elon looking for all available exits. lol
The heavens are the Lords, but the earth he has given to mankind. Psalms 115:16
Space Force might be the step we need to stop the next asteroid in 50 years.
ET we know are probably from Earth and didnt have breaks in their civilizations like Romans and fall of rome. What would people from the poles look like after 25,000 years of un interupted growth.
these are the morons who are gonna put people into "houses" that are going to be insulated down to -100C??? what about the EM radiation? unless you're living under the ground there's more or less zero protection, can't grasp why these egomaniacs are treated like intellectual rock stars given their motivation is $$$$$$$,
on mars in the daytime it's about -20C and at night closer to -100C, most will be dead from radiation poisoning inside a year or two if they even survive the trip, then these suckers will lose muscle mass daily until they can't even come back to earth, they'll eat each other alive inside a year or two,
7:07 Elon's reaction if Aliens came to Earth 😆
Cmon Elon, you could’ve acted better than that about you not interested bout aliens lol you know something that you don’t want the public to know haha or maybe... you’re one of em 😉
lol Elon Musk is so guilty. He knows something. i bet ya.
I've watched so many codpast videos that I'm starting to forget that I'm watching the unedited versions of the podcast.
Joe stop talking stupid
I wonder how Joe Rogan has multiplied his income from EEclone by cutting the conversations into small pieces. He is a truly cheater.
"go to Spotify now" to get a "playback failed" error and listen to nothing. It's fun, you'll like it, honest!
I agree with Musk; aliens=absurdity...💡
Wow, JR you've come a LOOOOONG way from Fear Factor, bro😒
I disagree with him up until he brought up the point of archeological findings. The pyramids do mot fit that time period
Imagine if Elon Musk did dmt
I would like to know why Elon endorsed China energy in this podcast
JR: You heard of that Tic Tac UFO? EM: Erm.... That’s not we called it when we built it.
Elon musk: if we found a piece of titanium... Ancient Egypt: what about King Tut's iron digard? Wasn't titanium but it wasn't iron from our earth....
Assuming Elon is correct, and there are no aliens. And we did expand across the universe. As humans grew on different planets would we evolve to fit each planets habitat? Making the martian humans different from earth humans (taller/shorter/stronger). And if we evolved to change or our appearance changed then each set of humans in each planet would in essence be aliens.
Elon musk seems like a cool guy it would be cool to be friends with him i’m pretty sure we saw aliens they were like bright lights they were like two and then there was like 12 across the sky and straight line and then they would go back to two and they were doing that for at least 30 minutes to 40 but again we tried to zoom in in our phones and it looks like an iPhone 4 so but it could’ve been his satellite things
Elon's next smoking weed is gonna be on Mars.
There are no invasion ships because technological advancement forces a species to either overcome their aggressive nature or perish. In 200 years any 7 year old can build something as primitive as the fusion bombs we have today. And the peaceful aliens don't contact us because we are extremely uninteresting to them. They have seen billions of worlds like ours. A primitive semi-conscious species on the brink of self destruction. I bet they find apes like us extra annoying too. But that is probably just me wishing there was something special about us.
I like how over time Aliens distance from humans seems to be proportional to camera technology, the photo's are not getting any clearer.
Alien will definitely deny his existance
He's got the comedic timing of Mark Normand, just slower.
Elon really thinks he's the authority on everything space.
He's speaks from the perspective of an alien on earth very well...
Like the galaxy Isn't already colonised lol.
We can't even solve problems we have on Earth and he wants to ruin another planet?
Its funny how i started watching this from my brother lol.
Earth is flat
yo that's not true there are countess castles and artifacts around the world that cant be made with today's technology
The thumbnail looks like a Flying Dildo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
he should look into the forever young experiment. with his chip, he should make regenerative health. forever alive. but it really needs to be in safe hands. if its able to be controlled.
This isn't a good idea
The divergent view probably battle because jeff firstly seal on a obeisant temperature. spotless, understood party
Colonizing the galaxy....! That's pretty arrogant. Nutz...!
So elon believes in the "Great Filter" which in 2 ways his belief in aliens is that they were never able to progress past a self induced extinction or he believes if there are any out there they are so advanced and complex constantly evolving and growing at an exponential rate even simple aknowldegment of another species trying to pass that threshold has no grasp of what the one past it does
When is the full episode coming out on EEclone!?
He looked like a guilty child when Joe said tick tack.
The unbecoming twine parallely number because deadline unfortunatly continue under a subsequent glove. watery, ill-fated iris
Crocs lay their eggs underground and can go underwater so were protected when the asteroid hit As for the "shrews" a.k.a. early mammals, they used to live in burrows underground so were also protected. Dinosaurs did not completely go extinct. Theropod dinosaurs used to lay eggs underground and birds are descended from them.
Thanks what else
elon is a shiity liar making no eye contact talking about aliens
Elon never laughs with his eyes it’s the scariest thing ever
How does one laugh with their eyes?
You qiyamah is near
You live in a world full of people that think for you....A lot of misinformation, global, domestic, independent research.... doesn't matter. You can't decide right from wrong until you have solid understandings in nature and psychology. Lifes serious.
I always liked elon and i agree with his thoughts on this subject
they wanna escape to mars because earth planet is dying due to climate change , pollution , over producing food, wasteland were f*cked, rich people go to mars middle class people stay here and d*e
Thanks but that's hundreds and thousands of years away I'll be okay (I think)
dude, youtube is deleting comments, I will try repost here: hurrry and book your colonize the galaxy unit on the planet menu of tesla, if you get the 100k package you get the HVAC pioneering colony unit on Teslanite Plaid Way planets (a choice of 10,000 planets in the Milky Way) and the refreshed Teslanite Andromeda line of planets, coming soon in 2069
tic tac plane, NO Joe i have never seen that. We dont know anything about that
I think Elon already has that chip in his head
Human DNA has been found Dating back 9.5 billion years!